Hatsune Miku and Kasane Teto: Fugitives

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First Update: January 26th, 2026 

Last Updated: January 30th, 2026

Earlier this week, beloved pop idol Hatsune Miku was caught selling illegal substances to minors in a school parking lot. Law enforcement were able to capture the perpatrator outside of Cedar Way Elemtary School in Mountlake Terrace, Washington, after a concerned parent tipped them off. The full list of illegal substances being distributed has not yet been released, however, we have confirmed that they may include cocaine, methamphetamine, and heroin. 

At some time during the night after Hatsune Miku's arrest, an unknown accomplice snuck in and broke the criminal out of her holding cell. The accomplice, who was later confirmed to be famed alcoholic Kasane Teto, left behind chunks of bread suggesting they may have been weilding French baguettes.

After the jail break, the criminal pair stole a white pickup truck and prepared to head East toward state lines.

Earlier today, the two fugitives were spotted in Billings, Montana, where they were seen robbing the local Albertson's grocery store. During the robbery, it was confirmed that the vehicle is a 2001 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner with an extended cab, license plates removed. Local law enforcement attempted to apprehend the fugitives but were unsuccessful. 

Over the last couple days, there have been a number of sightings of the two criminals. 

In Rapid City, South Dakota, the two were spotted robbing a gas station, the reportedly stole nothing but Monster Energy drinks.

In Jackson, Minnesota, they were seen aiming a gun at a homeless man forcing him to dance, the gun was later confirmed to be fake as they left it on scene.

In Rockford, Illinois, they were seen stopped at a gas station, supposedly filling their tank.

In Dayton, Ohio, they were spotted while they robbed and killed a known weed dealer. The dealer was found with leaks shoved in several of his orifices. 

Still in Dayton, Ohio, they were seen heavily under the influence of marijuana.

Finally, in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, they were seen heading into a local bar, only to be turned away for bringing in outside food.

More updates as soon as we receive more information.